Things Not to Bring To College

Let us urge you to leave at home—

YOUR VICTROLA

(Jazz and study are not harmonious companions.)

YOUR BIRD

(You have no time for pets while in college.)

YOUR CHEWING GUM

(This makes a terrible impression on the Dean of Women.)

YOUR SLANG

(By your speech we judge you.)

YOUR GROUCH

(Start in college free from gossip and prejudice; make friends and keep them.)

YOUR DISLOYALTY

(If you cannot be loyal to S.U., then select a college where you feel you can be loyal.)

—SOUTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY NEWSLETTER CA. 1923